Say no to the blacking of the pies!

The pie races. What are they? Why are we so focused on them? and the ultimate rule... WE MUST FIGHT THE BROWNING OF ALL THE PIES!!!

I know this sounds harsh, but it's just what (looks over shoulder) *they* have been doing all along for their own. You know what I'm talking about... Letting in all the dark pies into the store... All the previous bakers (a bunch of brown pie lovers) support this. They think that brown pies sell well and are cheaper then the other pies. Humph.

Just remember that the light pie is the most advanced of all the other pies. Any idiot can brown a pie, back in early history all pies were brown until pie evolution turned the pie (as we know it) into the advanced stage that it is in now! The light pie is a work of art. Made by a true artist.

We must all fight for the light pie's existence.